Before the opening coin toss:
“Did you know people are betting about $4 billion
on the Super Bowl? They’re betting on everything from the opening coin toss to whether Left Shark
will return for the halftime show. I’m going with ‘tails,’ and no Left Shark.”The first time the Denver Broncos and their aging quarterback Peyton Manning…
...Have the ball:“Only in sports does ‘39 years old’ mean ‘headed for the glue factory.’ This is probably going to be Peyton’s final game; let’s see if he goes out looking like his old, young self.”...Throws a touchdown pass:
“You know that part in the action movie where the ancient master has to put his teaching aside, stroke his Fu Manchu mustache, and dig deep for one more awesome fight scene? Peyton Manning is that guy minus the stache.”...Fumbles or throws an interception:
“Cut that meat! Cut that meat!
” (Trust us.)