Over the course of five months, I sat impatiently for about three minutes each session—five in total—while an expert pointed a laser at my armpits and zapped away. Was it painful? Yep. Was it worth it? Ehhhh.
From September to February, every few weeks, I arrived at Spruce & Bond for mere minutes of lasering. I chose to laser my armpit hair, mainly because I have been plagued with ingrown hairs my entire life. No matter how fancy the razor and shaving cream, one to two ingrown hairs showed up with every weekly shaving session. They’re painful, annoying, and I wanted to be done with the whole shaving process. And after five sessions, I can tell you my laser hair removal ended up a lot differently than I expected.
What is laser hair removal?
There are a variety of lasers, with varying strengths based on skin and hair color. But each is built on the same concept: A laser beam passes through the skin, and the intense heat of the laser damages the hair follicle. That damage is meant to, over the course of several treatments, destroy the hair follicle, thus inhibiting any future hair growth. Body hair naturally goes through a resting and growth cycle, which is why a series of follow-up treatments is needed every four to six weeks to get all the hair in each targeted area.
What can you expect during it?
Pain. Yep. (Although I will say it's nowhere near the pain of having a powerful laser pointed at your face. That was a 14/10 on the pain scale. This one, pointed at my armpits, was more of a 8/10.) The pain is immediate, but it ends as quickly as it comes. Not great, but not the worst. Spruce & Bond put a cooling towel on the targeted spot for a second after each zap, and after that second of cooling, the pain is already gone. They describe the sensation as more of a “hot needle flick,” but it should never linger beyond the treatment.
Awkwardness. Yep. You come in every four to six weeks with your hair fully grown out so that they can track the hair growth patterns. They then shave the area for you before they get to lasering. Awkward… but they’re pros, and make it all feel pretty casual.
The smell. Yuck. Granted, I was only in the laser room for minutes, but the burnt hair smell is potent. For larger treatments, like bikini or legs, the lasering will be longer—thus resulting in more intense smelling.
Hair. Yep. I naively thought that after one to two treatments, I’d pretty much be hair-free. Nope. It kept coming back. (Don’t you know you’re not wanted, hair?! Get out of here!) But we’ll get into this in more detail below.
Dolla dolla bills, y’all. Expect to spend a bit here. There are some pretty killer deals and packages when bought in bulk upfront, but for underarms, a five-part package is $800 at S&B, and the five-part touch up package is $250. For bikini, it’s $1700 for five treatments, while legs are $1200.
What can you expect afterward?
No matter what area you're treating, it usually takes about five to six treatments to get to approximately 80 percent hair-free. After each individual treatment, you are not to work out that day, and must take mild-temp showers.
As that hair follicle (after it's been shaved and zapped in the treatment) starts to grow, it’ll fall out. It’s a weird thing, where you can pull out the hair in your follicle without an ounce of pain.
What about the final results?
This is maybe going to sound naive, but after the five treatments, I thought I'd be hairless, never to look at my armpits ever again. I was wrong: Hair is still there, growing against my best wishes. Granted, it’s much softer, thinner, and bleach blonde now. I still look at my armpits a lot—maybe even more now after the treatments, analyzing every hair.
But all in all, it’s not what I expected. It’s called "removal," so I thought it’d be gone forever. But it’s actually more of a reduction. Should we all agree to call it "laser hair reduction" now instead? The cold, hard truth is your hair will probably come back. It’ll be finer, but it’ll probably show up again in some more fortunate way.
To have your hair done and gone forever, you’d have to spring for continuous upkeep. Another five sessions would probably kill ‘em off forever, or at least a good long while. Spring for those follow-up sessions if you’d like to be seriously hair-free.
What do you need to know before you go?
Lasers are brilliant, but they are not foolproof, and they are not for everyone. “Laser will not yield results on redheads, blondes, or grey/white hairs,” says Kristen Rogers, Lead Laser Specialist at Spruce & Bond Flatiron. “The laser picks up these follicles as “clear,” which makes it impossible to kill them.”
Lasers are also very varied, so what works for one person won’t necessarily work for another. The most important thing you can do to achieve the most success for your specific hair is consistency with appointments. “The more consistent you are with your treatments, the more likely your results will be optimal,” says Rogers.
And results won’t necessarily last forever. It’s a permanent reduction rather than a permanent loss of hair, so it’ll reduce hair dramatically, but not necessarily entirely. Each person is completely different: I've heard stories from friends during my treatments of them being hair-free after two or three treatments, and others say it never worked in the long run.
And, yes, it’s costly—very much so—and I don’t want to minimize that. But if ingrown hairs, shaving, waxing, etc. have been a frustrating part of your life when it comes to body hair, then it’s definitely worth considering. All in all, I’m glad I got it done, specifically to help with ingrown hairs. But it’s a personal choice to make, and you should weigh the pros and cons at the end of the day. Want to grow your hair loud and proud? Want to laser it all off? Want to laser for just a few sessions to reduce irritation and daily shaving? I support you and your body hair choices.
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