Bless This Mess
You know EXACTLY who those dirty dishes belong to. There's no hidden rage, no silent, brooding angst. If there's a mess, it's yours, and you'll clean it up on your own time. Neat freaks, we're not talking to you, we know there couldn't possibly be a mess. But sometimes we're just too tired, too busy, or too engrossed in Netflix to deal with dust bunnies, k?